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Kids playing

Mar 19, 2009   //   by Jay   //   Kids  //  Comments Off

Little bit of rock and roll

Mar 19, 2009   //   by Jay   //   Kids  //  Comments Off

at their age :-)

 

Crisis? What crisis? Elysiants a Social network for the wealthy

Jan 30, 2009   //   by Jay   //   Uncategorized, web  //  Comments Off

Elysiants, a new social network established by Dutch entrepreneurs Ruud Smeets and Joost Hagesteijn, has opened opened offices in 5 cities this year.

Access is exclusive: only five thousand dollars or a personal invitation opens the doors to the site.

Unlike other networking sites  like LinkedIn or Facebook, it is difficult to become a member of the site. However, the exclusive high roller stature of the audience is really its only difference as the features of the site are pretty much in line with the established networks you already know. The high threshold and degree of exclusivity of the members is what makes it different

 

"What credit crisis?"

How many members the year-old site already has they’re not telling. What I do know is that they now have a head office in Curacao and branches in Hong Kong and Amsterdam with Dubai, Shanghai, Moscow, Miami and Sao Paolo planned in 09

The network focuses on "people who celebrate life in style", ie those not affected by the credit crisis which pretty much excludes most of us employees :-)

Elysiants offers similar features to existing sites such as job profiling, brand preferences, education and friends. It also allows members to publish blogs, photos and videos.

One distinctive feature is the fact that of each member they keep track of of how active they are  The profiles display member’s ‘engagement level’  so you can see which of the rich are really bored and have no social life :-)

 

Brands pay for exclusive access

The company intends to make its money by giving companies for example, sellers of exclusive travel, boats and fashion, paid access to contact selected members. The business-oriented travel site Dopplr operates in a similar manner.

It already has claims partnerships with brands companies such such as Beyond Resorts, Aston Martin, DQ Vodka, Heineken, Moët & Chandon and Versace.

So in short Elysiants is a variant of the 5-year-old site A Small World. which is also an exclusive profile site.

 

The threshold for membership, however, is now even higher.
Not all members may invite others to join, in fact only a select group (about 20%) are able to do this or you can pay a lofty fee. Currently the site says that about 65 percent of the members originate in Europe and the total wealth of the members would top 100 billion dollars

Want a login and see how the rich experience web 2.0.

Give me a holler  in the comments I have two invites to give away :-)

How far can we take e-support

Jan 30, 2009   //   by Jay   //   professional  //  Comments Off

The first of the "Big Boys" have ditched live customer support

Used to be that when you needed the customer service department of a company to solve a problem, you simply picked up the phone and talked to a real, live person. That soon shifted to fist having to work your way through phone trees more complicated than the schematics of the International Space Station only to get to a trained human robot miles away in some remote location in the world doing their best to emulate your accent.

Sick of the process? As a customer I’d say most of us are so initially the the idea that Wal-Mart would do away with all that seemed appealing. Except…….Wall-Mart is so committed to making sure we don’t have issues with dial-in customer service, they’ve removed the option entirely as part of their new "Customer Contact Reduction Program." And No, that name is not a joke.

That’s the actual name of the program, according to the New York Times.That’s right, if you need to reach customer service as part of your Wal-Mart shopping experience, you’ll need to use the keyboard of your computer, not the keypad on your phone.

"We’ve made a significant investment in the enhancement of our online customer "self-help" tool at Walmart.com to better serve our online customers," said Amy Colella, a Wal-Mart spokeswoman.
Ms. Colella said the customer service phone number was being removed because "a significant number of calls are related to order tracking," and the improvements to the Web site will make the tracking easier."

Now e-support is my job and getting as many customers off the phone and to HP’s "e" tools is my goal.
But this is really a symptom of a larger problem. The Internet is a wonderful way for customers and businesses to interact.
A well-designed Web site should have the answers to most customer service questions, or the tools needed to find them (order status, shipment tracker, etc.).

But of course, there will always be people who can’t find what they need — and, yes, also the ones that even won’t try — and they’ll need to phone in with their issue. Let’s face it in some of our markets most customers probably do not even have access to the internet.

But for a retail chain one would expect that serving customers during the entire purchasing process, not just up to the point where you take their money, is what their business is all about.

Most companies still provide (even if somewhat reluctantly, by burying it in an unobvious spot) a phone number for customers to use. (Note HP actually does a pretty great job here….Contact HP pages are part of every single hp.com page). Of course real-life customer service reps even if off-shore aren’t nearly as cost-effective as e-support but if a behemoth like Wal-Mart won’t spring for the extra to let us talk to a human, is there any hope that smaller companies won’t follow suit and yank phone numbers off their Web sites too?

Then of course there are some additional challenges. Ever needed to call your ISP to report your connection is down and been greeted with a recording to "use the troubleshooting tools on the Web site first?" . How do you check a website if your connection is exactly what your problem is in the first place. Or the electric company that urges you to report power outages using the "handy form on the Web site."

As more and more companies take their business online, it’s troubling to see a decreased emphasis on good customer care, and disappointing to see some hide behind computers outright instead of interacting with the very customers they’re trying to lure
or by at the very least giving the customer a choice.

Should real live customer contact always be a part of any great customer service equation? I guess that is a question we in HP need to be debating as well. For some products I’d venture the answer is probably yes. For others, we may enter a news era sometime soon.

However an overall program called "Customer Contact Reduction" could be a very bad idea — it might generate the kind of reduction in customer contact that translates into a reduction in customers. You know what they say: Be careful what you wish for…..

Short URL for Google

Jan 30, 2009   //   by Jay   //   Tools  //  Comments Off

Ever get that dumb question in an IM where you say to yourself Gee that would take me 2 secs on Google?

Simply reply with http://gog.is and put the keywords in the url, like this: http://gog.is/hp.

This will redirect them to the Google search for HP.

So the next time someone asks you how to remove spyware on their windows box, tell them http://gog.is/remove,windows,spyware.

Or you can try http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/ which is even more visual

Or simply http://gog.is/install+ubuntu.

You can even write http://gog.is/what/is/love.

simple prefixes

Use in IM conversation, chatrooms, or on Twitter

Jamie Sings

Jan 22, 2009   //   by Jay   //   Kids  //  Comments Off

Barcelona 08

Jan 22, 2009   //   by Jay   //   Holiday  //  Comments Off

Jamie’s second Birthday Pics

Jan 22, 2009   //   by Jay   //   Kids  //  Comments Off

Holiday Pics online

Jan 21, 2009   //   by Jay   //   Holiday  //  Comments Off

We spent the summer holidays in the south of France (bay of St. Tropez) and Tuscany (Chianti region).

Here are some snaps of the holiday

St. Nicholas’ lament

Dec 5, 2008   //   by Jay   //   Personal  //  Comments Off
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St. Nicholas or in Dutch Sinterklaas was a true Saint,
So I had to listen when he called upon me with his complaint,
He was a little upset and filled with shame
About quite a few things really, non the least his lack of fame

Because in many countries much to his shame
Some chat chap called Santa had stolen his good name.
Come December 5th wherever he might go
All he heard was Santa’s Ho! Ho! Ho!

 

Indignant about this loss of his public image
Thanks to some clever and commercial pillage
He pressed upon us to clear his name
And try to restore some of his well deserved fame

See, St Nick unlike Santa really did exist far away In modern day
Turkey is where his claim to fame lay
Many miracles St Nick hastened to do,
Mainly helping those in need with gifts that were new.

 

Children’s patron in Germany Belgium and the Netherlands, too.
Today he asks that presents be given to all children, and this year to you.
Although the customs are different: we all put out their shoes
And hope they get filled with toys, see his coming’s good news!

 

Sounds like just like Santa you’re thinking, I’ll bet
But that kind of thinking leaves our poor bishop upset
Although "Santa" or "saint," they both mean the same,
And his nickname is Claus, short for Nicholas’ name.

Some homework and checking a little background
St Nick is quite skinny and Santa’s quite round
Santa also comes December 25th;
St. Nick comes much earlier, on December the 5th.

And even though we all know Santa is a nice chap
The funny old man has a stocking as a cap
St Nick on the other hand is is not such a silly blighter
As he actually wears a proper bishops Miter

As traditions go the giving of gifts are the same
But St Nick doesn’t do it in Chrismas’ name
No good tidings for all and love and peacetime
Bur rather pointing out the others weakness, but in Rhyme

Besides the gift more important is to give a rhyme
And ideally this is filled with also sots of grime
The Poems are often very extensive
And all too often just a little offensive

See, Saint Nicks day poems are like the Dutch, frank and full of candor
But then mainly filled with Innuendo and just a twist of slander
So this year from that less famous holy man
A gift and rhyme all the way from Amsterdam

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