This is to all those who enjoy a glass of wine and to those who don’t.

Nov 3, 2008   //   by Jay   //   Fun  //  Comments Off

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 2lbs of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 2lbs of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh*t inside.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service.
Just make sure you call me over the next time you try a health drink!
Cheers!

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